About Us

We, as a family, only one have purpose in mind…

1. To disseminate information turning otherwise ordinary lives into extraordinary news.
2. To palpate to livers, testicles, earlobes, and all sorts of gross anatomy.
3. To consume brownies by the line
4. To win women to the liking of Guinness Draught
5. To strive to use Wedding Crashers quotes in everyday conversation
6. To fight the cause to one day see a nation of wax free ears and phenomenal tympanic membranes.
7. To moisturize our situation and preserve our sexy!
8. To ensure the world that Justin Timberlake’s claim to be single handedly bringing sexy back is as incredulous as his feeble attempt to be the next Michael Jackson. We have been collectively sexy for over 50 years.
9. To daily confess our love for the lives, food, relationships, and writing prowess God has so graciously blessed us with.

Ok. So maybe there’s more than one reason we are doing this blog thing. In short, we just want to provide the world’s best family weblog of life in the fast lane, or at least the HOV lane.